I'm going to Iowa for an ...

I\'m going to Iowa for an award. Then I\'m appearing at Carnegie Hall, it\'s sold out. Then I\'m sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I\'d give it all up for one erection.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.
 Groucho Marx

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Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.
 William Tecumseh Sherman
Feeling, in the broad sense of whatever is felt in any way, as sensory stimulus or inward tension, pain, emotion or intent, is the mark of mentality.
 Susanne Katherina Langer
In that period, we had the Cold War mentality imbued through us - the Post-war [environment] and the Cold War. I think we were reflecting some of that. This was before the Wall collapsed, etc.
 Stephen Mallinder
The kind of group mentality that we had lived under since the Second World War is starting to erupt, and the craving for individualism is now much stronger. It's not as taboo anymore, as it was when I was younger.
 Nicolas Winding Refn
I come out of a Cold War sensibility, a Cold War mentality, and during those Cold War years, I used to know, I thought, the answers to everything. And since the end of the Cold War, I'm just a dumb as everyone else.
 Jules Feiffer

Quotes from the same author

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
 Groucho Marx
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
 Groucho Marx
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
 Groucho Marx
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
 Groucho Marx
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
 Groucho Marx