I know absolutely nothing ...

I know absolutely nothing about the 20th Century.
 Ricky Jay

Quotes from the same author

My father was the Formica King of Long Island, and my mother was the daughter of a Bengal Lancer in India.
 Ricky Jay
I'm probably the only kid in history whose parents made him stop taking music lessons. They made me stop studying the accordion.
 Ricky Jay
Maybe the the luxury of not having acting be my only profession is that I can be more selective about what I choose to be in. I've been really lucky in terms of film projects with people, terrific actors and also writers and directors that I really respect.
 Ricky Jay
Theft annoys me more than anything else. The purloining of effects from another magician. Some people think it's massive to steal the secrets of nuclear reactors, but to steal a card move is trivial. They're wrong.
 Ricky Jay
Every acting gig isn't the same, every writing job isn't the same, every live performance isn't the same - the challenge is the level of difficulty or ease, and that may vary.
 Ricky Jay