I just wish this social ...

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
 Andy Rooney

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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
 George S. Patton
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 Robert Schuller
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
 Harriet Beecher Stowe

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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
 Andy Rooney
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
 Andy Rooney
One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.
 Andy Rooney
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
 Andy Rooney
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
 Andy Rooney