I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.
Dana Gould
I have no ability to develop ...
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The hard part about living in the present is it forces you to abandon hope for the future. Thanks for nothing, now.
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If Abe Lincoln took part in the Republican debates, he would look out of place with his intelligence, compassion and gaping head wound.
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If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.
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