I have little compassion for ...

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.
 Carlos Mencia

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When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.
 Carlos Mencia
I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.
 Carlos Mencia