I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
Henny Youngman
I had a nightmare last night. ...
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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
Henny Youngman
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Henny Youngman
