I guess you don't really own ...

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.
 Joe Garagiola

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It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two.
 Joe Garagiola
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.
 Joe Garagiola
The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.
 Joe Garagiola