I find it rather easy to ...

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
 John Cleese

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
 Sam Walton
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.
 John Cleese
Creativity is not an ability that you either have or do not have. It is, for example, and this may surprise you, absolutely unrelated to IQ, provided you're intelligent above a certain minimal level.
 John Cleese
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
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