I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.
Jim Jefferies
I don't think I've ever ...
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No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.
Jim Jefferies
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.
Jim Jefferies
Because of the way I've made my money or the way I've conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn't make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it's all about actions.
Jim Jefferies
There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the pretentious ones, who believe that acting is harder than standup comedy. I definitely don't think it is. I also think making a comedy is substantially harder than making a drama.
Jim Jefferies
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
Jim Jefferies
