I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.
Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account ...
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Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone
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Paula Poundstone
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Paula Poundstone
