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I don\'t fly on account of my religion. I\'m a devout coward.
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
 Henny Youngman

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Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.
 William Tecumseh Sherman
Feeling, in the broad sense of whatever is felt in any way, as sensory stimulus or inward tension, pain, emotion or intent, is the mark of mentality.
 Susanne Katherina Langer
In that period, we had the Cold War mentality imbued through us - the Post-war [environment] and the Cold War. I think we were reflecting some of that. This was before the Wall collapsed, etc.
 Stephen Mallinder
The kind of group mentality that we had lived under since the Second World War is starting to erupt, and the craving for individualism is now much stronger. It's not as taboo anymore, as it was when I was younger.
 Nicolas Winding Refn
I come out of a Cold War sensibility, a Cold War mentality, and during those Cold War years, I used to know, I thought, the answers to everything. And since the end of the Cold War, I'm just a dumb as everyone else.
 Jules Feiffer

Quotes from the same author

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
 Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
 Henny Youngman
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
 Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 Henny Youngman
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
 Henny Youngman