I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says...

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

Josh Billings

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.

A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.

Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.

The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

Josh Billings

I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.

Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Josh Billings

Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

Josh Billings

There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel.

Josh Billings

I don't care how much a man ...