I'd like to take some ...

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
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One of the things we can be sure of over the July 4th weekend is that news reports will keep telling us how many of us are going to die in automobile accidents.
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My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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