I'd forgotten what an honest ...

I\'d forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, \'BLT\' stands for \'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.\' A lot of people think the \'B\' stands for \'bread,\' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word \'sandwich.\' Anyway, it\'s an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.
 Stephen Colbert

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