I constantly walk into a room ...

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
 Caroline Rhea

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My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.
 Caroline Rhea
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
 Caroline Rhea
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.
 Caroline Rhea