I called my mother up and I ...

I called my mother up and I said, \'You know, I\'ve been to the best doctors in the world and I\'ve spent almost half a million dollars and they\'re telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.
 Darrell Hammond

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