I approximated the Black ...

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
 Kumail Nanjiani

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I am a very nerdy guy. I understand that it's easier to cast me as a nerdy guy than an action star - although I would love to be an action star!
 Kumail Nanjiani
I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it.
 Kumail Nanjiani
It wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself.
 Kumail Nanjiani
I love constructive criticism. I love getting notes when I'm acting. I love them telling me what to do. I don't always agree with it, but I really need it.
 Kumail Nanjiani
On stage I just have to be myself. In acting you have to be so many other people.
 Kumail Nanjiani