I am not looking for a ...

I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog.
 Alan Sugar

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My mother was a housewife. My father was a garment worker.
 Alan Sugar
If you lock me in the room with a piano teacher for a year I might be able to knock out a rendition of 'Roll Out The Barrel,' but will I ever be a concert pianist? No.
 Alan Sugar
I'm a commercial person, not an academic.
 Alan Sugar
I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.
 Alan Sugar
I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.
 Alan Sugar