Hockey would be a great ...

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
 Jimmy Cannon

Quotes from the same author

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
 Jimmy Cannon
It is the best of all games for me. It frequently escapes from the pattern of sport and assumes the form of a virile ballet. It is purer than any dance because the actions of the players are not governed by music or crowded into a formula by a director. The movement is natural and unrehearsed and controlled only by the unexpected flight of the ball.
 Jimmy Cannon
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
 Jimmy Cannon
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom.
 Jimmy Cannon