He is so mean, he won't let ...

He is so mean, he won\'t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
 Eugene Field

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I'm pretty conservative when it comes to money. My parents were very working class and constantly working. There was always a very strong work ethic and that's put a more conservative, "save for a rainy day" mentality into me.
To reform society, and with it humanity, there is only one mean; to transform the mentality of men, to direct them ("les orienter", Fr.) in a new spirit.
 African Spir
Random, meaningless groups can adopt an us-versus-them mentality.
 Alexandra Robbins
The kind of group mentality that we had lived under since the Second World War is starting to erupt, and the craving for individualism is now much stronger. It's not as taboo anymore, as it was when I was younger.
 Nicolas Winding Refn
I mean, I grew up an athlete training and training and training. So I kind of have that mentality.
 Scott Speedman

Quotes from the same author

Father calls me William, sister calls me Will, Mother calls me Willie, but the fellows call me Bill!.
 Eugene Field
Mr. Clarke played the King all evening as though under constant fear that someone else was about to play the Ace.
 Eugene Field
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
 Eugene Field
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
 Eugene Field