He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entire...

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

James Finn Garner

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.

Never complain and never explain.

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

George S. Patton

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

Robert Schuller

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

He burst into the house and ...