Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Sam Ewing
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Sam Ewing
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Sam Ewing
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
Sam Ewing
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Sam Ewing
