Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion. See image Sheila Ballantyne
You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. See image Sheila Ballantyne
There is no irritant as painful as an ace up your sleeve that you can never use; it's the kind of thing that causes oysters to produce pearls. See image Sheila Ballantyne
The freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills. See image Sheila Ballantyne