Gargantua, at the age of four ...

Gargantua, at the age of four hundred four score and forty- four years begat his son Pantagruel, from his wife, named Badebec, daughter of the King of the Amaurotes in Utopia, who died in child-birth: because he was marvelously huge and so heavy that he could not come to light without suffocating his mother.
 Francois Rabelais

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I place no hope in my strength, nor in my works: but all my confidence is in God my protector, who never abandons those who have put all their hope and thought in him.
 Francois Rabelais
Ignorance is the mother of all evils.
 Francois Rabelais
There is nothing holy nor sacred to those who have abandoned God and reason in order to follow their perverse desires.
 Francois Rabelais
How shall I be able to rule over others, that have not full power and command of myself?
 Francois Rabelais
The deed will be accomplished with the least amount of bloodshed possible, and, if possible ..., we'll save all the souls and send them happily off to their abode.
 Francois Rabelais