Freud: If it's not one thing, ...

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
 Robin Williams

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If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
 Robin Williams
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.
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They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
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My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
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My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.
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