Do you think the ability to sleep in counts as a special skill? I asked Dad, trying to sound torn over the decision. Yes, list that. And don’t forget to write that you can eat an entire meal in under five minutes, he replied. I laughed. It was true; I did tend to inhale my food. Oh, the both of you! Why don’t you just write down that you’re an absolute heathen! My mother went storming from the room.
Kiera Cass