Didn't we settle ...

Didn\'t we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they\'ll soon be debating slavery.
Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
 Andy Borowitz

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