Culture is the ability to ...

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
 Bob Hope

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
 Bob Hope
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
 Bob Hope
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
 Bob Hope
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
 Bob Hope
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
 Bob Hope