Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. See image Evan Esar
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins. See image Evan Esar
The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman. See image Evan Esar
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one. See image Evan Esar