Blessed are they who in this ...

Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, 
 climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by.
Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty, climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by.
 J. P. Donleavy

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Teach your children gratefulness. Do all you can to deliver them from our culture's poisonous entitlement mentality.
 Randy Alcorn
Death is at any time blessed but it is twice blessed for a warrior who dies for his cause, that is, truth.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
While we are grateful to all the brave men and officers for the events of the past few days, we should, above all, be very grateful to Almighty God, who gives us victory.
All men feel a habitual gratitude, and something of an honorable bigotry, for the objects which have long continued to please them.

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Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.
 J. P. Donleavy
The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.
 J. P. Donleavy
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death
 J. P. Donleavy