Animals are happier than ...

Animals are happier than humans because they\'re like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.
Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.
 Richard Jeni

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