Analysis of President Bush's ...

Analysis of President Bush\'s tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a $1.35 trillion cut, but in reality it\'s going to be closer to costing $1.8 trillion. Critics claim it\'s math so fuzzy, you have to squint to see our nation\'s future of subsistence farming and post-apocalyptic roving motorcycle gangs.
Analysis of President Bush's tax plan has revealed that several elaborate tricks and gimmicks were used to make it look like a $1.35 trillion cut, but in reality it's going to be closer to costing $1.8 trillion. Critics claim it's math so fuzzy, you have to squint to see our nation's future of subsistence farming and post-apocalyptic roving motorcycle gangs.
 Jon Stewart

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