All Americans mourn the ...

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
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All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
I know but one freedom and that is the freedom of the mind.
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Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
The amount of happiness that you have depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart.
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Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing as wisdom - and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech.

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