A wise saying is something ...

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.
Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.
One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.
U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.
The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope — or at least give it 48 hours.