A typical weeknight when he was home like this: 1. Sit down and try to do homework. 2. Get interrupted by Jeffrey: Please play with me! 3. Ignore brother, try to do homework. 4. Get interrupted by Jeffrey: Come ON, Steven! I’m BORED! 5. Beg Jeffrey for five minutes of peace. 6. Get begged for five minutes of play: Steven, you never, ever play with me—ever! 7. Move entire homework operations center to different room. 8. Repeat steps #1-7 as directed by small drugged maniac.
Jordan Sonnenblick