[When] you're dying laughing ...

[When] you\'re dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn\'t matter what else is going on. That\'s real happiness.
[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
 Gwyneth Paltrow

More phrases

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
 George S. Patton
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 Robert Schuller
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
 Harriet Beecher Stowe

Quotes from the same author

I cannot function if there is a physical mess around me. If everything is falling apart, I go on a cleaning frenzy.
 Gwyneth Paltrow
My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
 Gwyneth Paltrow
My playground was the theatre. I'd sit and watch my mother pretend for a living. As a young girl, that's pretty seductive.
 Gwyneth Paltrow
It's really hard to find things that are worth leaving them for. [Balancing work and motherhood is] really hard. One night in Nashville, my son was screaming with a terrible stomachache. I was like, 'I have to get out of here!' but we had to finish. My friend Jenno, a mother of three who was producing, was great, reminding me that nine times out of 10, they just have gas.
 Gwyneth Paltrow
I just had a baby. I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful, because I can't imagine missing all that time with my daughter.
 Gwyneth Paltrow